I believe that every person is born with talent, although some have the misfortune of possessing less than others. Thankfully, I do not have that affliction.
I have sailed the Seven Seas, swam the English Channel , and dove to the bottom of Marianas Trench . Years ago, in my spare time, I climbed to the top of the highest mountain on earth and christened it Mount Everest . On my way back down, I fashioned wings of tin foil and pipe cleaners to speed my return journey.
On Saturdays, I eat carrot sticks for lunch. On Sundays, I build igloos for the homeless. On Mondays, I reread all the books in the school library.
I am strawberry blonde and ride a polar bear to school. In my spare time, I train my pet beaver and prune my Maple tree.
I never sleep.
On Tuesdays, I drink tea with the Leprechaun as we discuss gold. On Wednesdays, I watch the Lord of the Rings movies. On Thursdays, I single-handedly win dodge ball tournaments against the greatest dodge ball players in the world. I am the greatest dodge ball player in the world.
Death fears me.
I can bake chocolate chip cookies with my eyes closed. On Fridays, I listen to the radio. I have walked on water and invented sliced bread.
I made a pot boil - by watching it!
I made a pot boil - by watching it!
Michael Jordan emulates me. Mr. Killick detests me. Shania Twain adores me.
I got my license.
I shook hands with Martin Luther King Jr. And wrote his speeches.
I shook hands with J.K. Rowling. And defeated Voldemort.
My best friend is a wallaby. I have jumped off the tower of the Eye of Sauron, and lived to later sprain my ankle whilst eating a lollipop.
I paddled a boat up Niagara Falls
But I have yet to attend university.
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